This week, we attempt to solve all the world's biggest problems—from the FIFA World Cup to the ongoing mystery of why soccer refuses to stop the clock. Along the way, we celebrate Nut's daughter winning a national championship, break down the latest NHL news, and try to figure out whether the Sixers are making moves toward contention... or just keeping everyone guessing.

We also ask the question Philly fans have been asking for years: Could LeBron James somehow end up wearing a Sixers jersey? Then we give Team USA Ball Hockey the championship celebration they deserve before Jim launches into a completely unsolicited (but surprisingly passionate) rant about gender reveal parties. We wrap things up by wondering why FIFA decided Philadelphia wasn't worthy of hosting Team USA. Sports, hot takes, questionable opinions, and a few laughs—just another day at the office.