This week Pike and Tyler try to measure up, but it doesn't matter when an angry-butt-plug-probe with tentacles tries to kill the shuttle craft. Tilly puts time in front of everything cool, and it's all fun and games until someone gets blasted in the eye by future data. And we learn the security-risk behind identical coffee cups?

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

David Schroeder

00:00 Episode 24

01:00 Who are we?

01:24 Please, don't drink that coffee

01:50 What's in that coffee?

02:05 Wait...I can see sound.

02:30 I love Star Trek, Mic Drop

03:00 Warp Drives work on magic smoke?

03:50 Computer? Antidote, please. Baby Yoda origins

04:31 News - #StarTrekUnitedGives

05:30 News - Discover Season 3 Editing possibly done

06:20 Subtitles in Ferengi? Klingon Captions?

07:28 ADR at home - Phone booth? Wrong show...In the closet? Party?

08:40 Southpark - Tom Cruise in the closet?

09:15 News - New images from Star Trek: Lower Decks. Possible TNG actors could appear

10:28 Future news from our guest from the past?

10:53 News - Star Trek Beyond on IMDb

11:25 Did you notice the Face gender-swapping?

12:00 Seven of Nine is HOT as a dude.

13:00 Faceapp

13:20 Russia may own your ass

14:40 The coffee was supposed to go to...

15:30 Correction - Heather's rant from last week - not all police

16:25 Antidote-ally

17:00 All Turtles

17:30 The Girl Who Made the Stars

17:45 Michael's Father played by Husband - Who's your Daddy?

18:14 Sonequa as Walking Dead's Sasha

19:15 There's light in the Darkness. Fear is worse than reality

19:45 In a world of cheerios, be a Fruit Loop

21:00 Grabbing a stuffed animal

22:00 Sex doll of yourself? Nah, it's just an android.

22:30 No androids if your name is Dave

23:20 Star Trek: Discovery - S2E7: Light and Shadows

23:50 Power Struggles

24:15 The Logical relationship and very moving Vulcans.

25:30 Alice in Wonderland - #1 Worstseller on Vulcan

26:45 Favorite Book to ground by? Rather watch Star Wars - Knights and Wizards

27:30 Old Buck Rodgers show - BeeDeeBeeDeeBeeDee

28:20 Dropping internets?

28:45 Dave does Yoda Voice

29:30 Georgio's motives

30:22 Section 31. So many secrets

31:07 Angry Butt-Plug Probe with Tentacles and, Who's dick is bigger?

32:00 Poor Ariam - Boom! Right in the eye!

33:40 Tilly's enthusiasm over violations of causality

34:00 The spacial temporal thing...More Scared or Eager?

35:00 Trust that math...

35:50 Unless you're an android that gets hacked

36:10 The numbers = Talos 4

37:20 Hiding in an asteroid...Sounds like a movie

37:44 Killer security team

38:20 We finally see Spock...But with facial hair

38:45 Sybok's facial hair?

39:00 What does God need with a Starship?

39:55 God is my co-pilot? In the Carpool Lane?

40:00 Get of out of Jail, free!

42:00 That wasn't the right picture!!!

43:10 Did you just drink more of that special coffee?

43:30 Star Trek Homework: ST:TNG - S5 E17 "The Outcast"

44:14 The week after...If Memory Serves...

44:53 And the Short Trek: The Escape Artist

45:10 When I was 17...At this point, the show..well, you can hear...

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