Who's ready to chow down on our Smelly Freckle? First, someone gets a harsh brush with chiggers while rolling around in the dirt. Gross, we know! But, perhaps not as gross as going munchy on some tushy. How do you like it served: hairy or neat? Well some people like it waxed just like their own hoo-ha south of the border. Oh, and did someone mention dick? Good, cuz we got you covered like an uncircumcised penis.