Patty Jim and Betty Bob are talking about animals in the news. Everything from cats being charged with kidnapping and stealing panties to stealing goats and monkeys. They get a little confused about animals who are criminals and think they might want to become animal criminal detectives since so many animals are committing crimes. Stay tune for their antics with the news that you can't use.

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