Animated Opinions

We reviewed Norm of the North 2, but also launched our most ambitious Patreon bonus to date. 

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Robert Zemeckis... shockingly was not involved in this one. It was a nightmare, and I'm glad that it's over. Steven Spielberg, why did you do this to us? 

In a fit of manic podcasting energy, Emily DEMANDED we go off schedule and do a Thanksgiving episode, so here it is: FREEBIRDS. God, this movie was not good, and is not streaming anywhere, and I do not recommend you waste $3 to rent it. Just watch some Parks and Rec and imagine they're all animated turkeys. 

Emily finds out there were Tony Hawk games past Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, and we discuss a movie that is basically just a glorified PS2 cutscene. DISCLAIMER: Dear Tony Hawk, this is all in the name of comedy you are a very cool skateboard guy and I would definitely recognize you in person. 

We rock out with a low-budget Chinese movie that is shockingly charming. Enjoy our discussion of definitely not Tibetan Zootopia.

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We watched a CGI cat butthole, and also this Garfield movie. Despite watching it, I'm already pretty sure it doesn't exist, so have fun!

Brendan Fraiser calls his wing wang Monkeybone in this gorgeous and deeply troubled film. We talk about other things, but at this point, are you not already clicking play to figure out the context of that sentence?

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In this episode, featuring special guest star Ryan Schremp (Topless Robot Podcast, Creepypodsta), I've finally gotten my way and we discuss The Emoji Movie! We discuss which emojis embody our spirits, the many many plot holes in this film, and feminism???

BATS. RUSSIA. PANCAKES. We talk about Bartok the Magnificent, the direct to video prequel to Anastasia. It's about a 300 year old bat.  

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Our triumphant return to podcasting has us hitting the dirt and boogying down with the Disco Worms, a concept I can barely understand. Disco Worms is available on Amazon Prime to stream, and in your least funny ideas.