In this episode:

• The Brookvale Bloodbath: Arise, Sir Foran

• Brett White has some weird thoughts about beer pong

• The fan experience: Can horseshoes succeed where rally towels have failed?

• Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the six-agains

• Dante's 3rd circle of NRL Hell: Gluttony

• Isaiah Iongi's perfect spliff gets a shoutout in parliament

• Some investigative journalism!