so here's another bloody christmas song

a tune that you'll be hearing all day long

while buying superfluous things

but hark my holy angel drinks

and sings this crooked song

don't get her wrong

she is relatively well mannered beast

and she will raise her glass to celebrate the feast

we will be drunk and have a ball

and then she's gonna kill us all

a mercy killing

to say the least

oh she's been dreaming of a bright white...

not the stuff of alt-right

nor the stuff that trump might

get in '17

oh such a world would be obscene

she's leaving bloody traces in the bright white snow

oh goodness gracious: we all gotta go

while jesus turned the other cheek

i tell you she won't be that meek

she's gonna get us all

and i think you know

and so the world is turning dark red

intestine ridden death bed

and don't you ever forget

you better swing along

to another bloody christmas song