Drew welcomes nü-metal devotee Michael Eichner and music festival producer Jack Preis (Lost Lands, Bass Canyon) to discuss this week's cultural emergency: Woodstock '99. The girlies dissect its insane failings, Fred Durst, Moby's neck tattoos, and how to build a better music festival. Plus a very straight, very Chicago edition of "Go Call the Guv'nah" and "Tear the Community Apart!" All this and more on the eighteenth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.