The song "Hotel California" by The Eagles is one of the most famous songs of the 1970s. Thinkpiece after thinkpiece has been written about the philosophy and morality of the song, much to the chagrin of the band's members. Host Tim Baughman Jr. ignores all that and goes on a quest to find where the literal hotel could be located at based on context clues in the song. Pink champagne on ice not included.