After our sound engineer drowns out Vernon's introduction with the theme song, Dave points out they still need a theme song.  It gets better from there though...

Vernon explains the process of being a candidate, Dave tells us the actual reason why Mickey Mouse never wins as a write-in, and Brendan gives us an example of a lawyer not being a lawyer.

From there they talk about how the size of a town can impact its elections, voting options, discuss ideas to make elections better, misquote Churchill and Lincoln, and finally find the best sound effect to end a show on.