This week on Summer House, Kyle completely unravels after being confronted about his Vegas DJ dreams, and Amanda somehow manages to look both smug and miserable at the exact same time. West continues making everyone deeply uncomfortable, Ciara throws one final winter-themed party, and Kyle spends part of the episode lurking around the kitchen in his underwear like he escaped from a paranormal activity movie.
Then we head to Rhode Island, where Alicia continues consulting her dolls like they’re members of a tiny haunted council, Rosie sounds fully possessed after a night of vomiting, and Ashley cries at breakfast while everyone discusses ghosts, demons, and Beyoncé over buffet food.
Over in Southern Hospitality, Emmy crashes out once again while the rest of the cast stare at her like exhausted retail workers nearing the end of a double shift. Joe Bradley invents a tie-tying method that sounds like a nursery rhyme written during a psychotic break, and an innocent little ginger cat becomes collateral damage in the group’s ongoing chaos.
And finally, The Valley continues proving that heterosexual marriage may actually be a social experiment. Kristen is bleeding, exhausted, and begging to be left alone, Danny continues disappointing women everywhere, and Lala fully activates after hearing they way he speaks to Nia.
If you’re into Bravo recaps, chaotic reality TV analysis, unfiltered opinions, and pop culture nonsense, this episode has you covered.
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