Rich, Muzz and the Bone drift into unchartered waters as they attempt a grand final preview, critiquing steely gazes during national anthems, forward divas versus defenders of the dark arts, players most likely to have all-nighters before the game, players least likely to pay for Vietnamese spring rolls if their side prevails, and the authenticity of fans who paint their houses in club colours...all in a circuitous attempt to predict whether the Demons or the Bulldogs will hold the premiership cup aloft.