I hand the mic over to an actual AI and ask it to explain the latest buzzword on the block: Apple Intelligence. What follows is a rollercoaster of neural network overconfidence, Siri name-drops, privacy flexes, and more than a few "uhh... let me rephrase that" moments.

We explore what Apple claims its new AI features can do — and what our AI thinks they mean. Is it machine learning magic? Is it marketing? Or is it just... Spotlight in a trench coat?

🔍 Keywords: Apple Intelligence explained by AI