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Apples Love Summa ☀️🍹

It’s our last episode before we disappear into summer mode, and what better way to send ourselves off than with a little vacation chaos? Inspired by our favorite quote from The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, we’re talking summer plans, family vacations, and the questionable decisions that happen when 14 people travel together.

We break down the matching family T-shirts nobody will actually wear, reveal our summer shoe trend predictions (welcome back, wedges), and share the vacation essentials we refuse to leave home without. From heating pads and AirTags to chapstick and good coffee, our packing priorities say a lot about who we are.

Then we play a round of Most Likely To, exposing which Shit Apple is most likely to miss a flight, overpack, lose everything, get hopelessly lost, or turn a random family moment into podcast material.

Will we return from our East Coast adventures with funny stories, intact friendships, and all of our luggage? Only time will tell.

Grab your thong sandals, book the trip, and remember: bitches and apples love summa. 🌴✈️ 🍎