Instead of an Anthropology final, the gang gets the biggest test of humanity of all; delivering Shirley's baby. Chang thinks it is his. Meanwhile there is a race kerfuffle and an illicit deal for handshakes.

Meanwhile we talk about... licking batteries and sexual harassment music. I don't know what else to tell you about that. You'll just have to listen.

Ben gets some job training. Mike recasts Spider-Man in the future.