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April 1, 2018: “April Fools’ Special – Off Target”

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In the 18th episode of On Target, the staff of The Gettysburgian share stories from our April Fools’ edition. All of the content in this episode is satire, and should not be taken seriously. Think of this episode less as an On Target episode and more as an Off Target episode.

Bullet Points

  • Communications & Marketing Article Formula Exposed: Our Simple Four-Step Guide (1:25)
  • Parking Enforcement Officer Fired for Allowing Car to Park Illegally for Five Minutes without Ticket (16:31)
  • 13 Places Safer than FIJI Basement on Friday Night: Number 11 will Shock You! (20:00)
  • Accelerated Administrator Removal Program (AARP) Developed to Promote Sustainable Excellence (21:23)
  • How To Lose a YAFhole in 10 Days (24:34)
  • Hanson Fungus: A Failed Cover-Up (29:40)
  • Facilities to Replace Washing Machines with Wishing Wells (35:54)
  • IFC Introduces Innovative New “FratPass” Card (39:23)
  • Adams Retires and Buffet Takes Center Stage (43:54)
  • The Servo Manifesto (47:35)
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