Hot Off the Presses:

* Billy Mitchell Stripped Of High Scores & Records By Twin Galaxies

Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Japanese Company Selling Exoskeletons

(watch the announcement trailer here)

* Hallmark Releasing Christmas Tree Ornament Based On HAL 9000

News of the Week:

* Ubisoft Announces Plan To Open Studio In Winnipeg

* Niantic Settles Pokémon Go Class Action Lawsuit For $1.5M

* Microtransactions To Be Removed From Middle-Earth: Shadow of War

* Developer Of Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice Pledges Charity Donations Based On Xbox One Sales

* Spider-Man PS4 Release Date, Collector’s Edition, And DLC Announced

(watch the announcement trailer here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who can’t bring himself to feel even a little bit sorry for Billy Mitchell

Blast From The Past:

* A Mighty Wind (Movie / April 16, 2003)

* “Weird Al” Yankovic – Even Worse (Album / April 12, 1988)