Ludicrous Leadoff:

* University of Washington Researchers Use DNA To Encode, Retrieve Digital Files

(read the research paper for yourself here)

* Brain Implant Enables Quadriplegic Man to Play Guitar Hero With His Hands

(watch this technology in action here, and read the research here)

News Of The Week:

* David Hayter Returns To Voice Solid Snake In Ford Commercials

(you can watch the commercials here and here)

* Sirius XM Sports Radio Station Adding eSports Show

* EA Sports Uses NHL 16 To Predict 2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs

* New Secret Recently Discovered In Punch-Out For NES

(learn about this new secret here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The Burnt-Out Man

Blast From The Past:

* The Simpsons Wrestling (PlayStation / April 12, 2001)

* Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day (Nintendo DS / April 17, 2006)