Ludicrous Leadoff:

* Capcom Announces $260 Retro Game Machine

(watch the reveal video for this beast here)

News of the Week:

* Ubisoft Donates To Notre Dame Reconstruction, Makes Assassin’s Creed: Unity Free To Download

* Sony Reveals First PlayStation 5 Details

* Microsoft Officially Announces Disc-Less Xbox One S

* Final Fantasy XV Director Making New RPG About The Paralympics

* Gamescom 2019 Is Getting Its Own Announcement Show

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is counting down the days until Las Vegas

Blast From The Past:

* Super Metroid (SNES / April 18, 1994)