Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Game Collector Finds Drugs Hidden Inside Old NES Cartridges

(watch the drama unfold on the collector’s teardown video here)

* Spider-Man PS4 Game Receiving Tie-In Novel Treatment

News of the Week:

* Billy Mitchell Releases Statement On His Disqualified Records

(watch Billy Mitchell’s statement for yourself here)

* Guinness World Records Removes Billy Mitchell Records Following Twin Galaxies Removal

* Malware-Infected Minecraft Skins Were Available On Official Website

* Minecraft Players On Nintendo Switch Can Earn Xbox Achievements

* Nintendo Teams Up With Venture Capital Fund to Find New Tech For Switch

* Dark Souls Remastered For Nintendo Switch Delayed Until Summer

* Grand Theft Auto IV Losing Some Licensed Music, Rockstar Replacing With New Songs

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who thinks that Billy Mitchell himself is making it impossible to feel even a little bit sorry for Billy Mitchell

Blast From The Past:

* Soylent Green (Movie / April 19, 1973)

* MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (TV Series / April 19, 2003 – Feb. 9, 2007)