Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Speedrunner Completes Super Mario Bros. In Under Five Minutes

(watch the feat for yourself here)

* Kickstarter Campaign For Dark Souls III Board Game Reaches Funding Goal In Three Minutes

(visit the campaign page here)

News Of The Week:

* Specs Leaked For PlayStation 4K Hardware Upgrade

* Microsoft Discontinues Production Of New Xbox 360 Consoles

* College eSports Event To Air On Big Ten Network

* Sega Announces Mega Drive Emulator For Steam

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who thinks that 2016 seriously needs to calm down

Blast From The Past:

* Silent Hill (Movie / April 21, 2006)

* The Ramones – Ramones (Album / April 23, 1976)