Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Smash Bros. Player Builds Controller That Tazes Him

(watch footage of this tomfoolery here)

* Atari Announces Pong Quest, A Pong-Based RPG

(see the first trailer here)

News of the Week:

* The Last Of Us Part 2 Delayed Indefinitely

* Bethesda & id Software Cancel This Year’s QuakeCon

* Wasteland 3 Delayed Until August

* Nintendo Reportedly Planning Several Mario Games For Mario’s 35th Anniversary

* Games Done Quick Announces Coronavirus Relief Done Quick Event

* Netflix Is Making A Dragon’s Lair Movie Starring Ryan Reynolds

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who wishes that time could find a happy medium between “Warp 9” and “Dead Stop”

Blast From The Past:

* Sin City (Movie / April 1, 2005)

* Adventure Time (TV Series / April 5, 2010 – Sept. 3, 2018)