An array of pretty pathetic reporting from overpaid journos and under appreciated interns making a newspaper which is ideal only for papier mache projects.

Rashford, Sunak, Joan Collins, Angela Rippon, HS2, Shapps, Felicity Kendall, and an asteroid.

It's a dream from which you will wake up screaming.

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