The spiderpocalypse has come, so it's time to liquidate your assets and invest everything into wine! This week we've been caught in the wicked web of Arachnophobia (1990), a tale weaved in equal parts by a city doctor (Citius Sapien) making his home in a small town (Americana Suburbia) and the invasive maneuvering of a deadly spider of non-specific South American decent (Buildius Wallius).

We're also joined by Pantile; DJ, music producer, absolute legend and our very first guest.

Music created by Jack Parsons.

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