COMEDY CRIME > The name of the most boring man in the world is about to be immortalised. How annoying is that! And you thought hoovering was just a chore!

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

A BEAUTIFUL STORY > To blush or not to blush - that is the question. Maybe the ability to blush on demand could win you the partner of your dreams. On the other hand ...

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

COMEDY CRIME > A harden criminal gets released from prison and is bored. Very bored. Let the mayhem begin ....

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

CRIME > Our hero is having a bad day. Unfortunately the hitchhiker he picked up did not realise he was suicidal.

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

Ghost story > What would happen if the living could talk to the dead? All it needs is a link on both sides of the great divide ...

CRIME > Piano tuning is a gentle profession suitable for refined professional. They don't do excitement. Unfortunately, their rich clients are a different breed. Best to mind your own business and ignore their indiscretions.

This is Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on [email protected]

CRIME > Who would believe that in the sedate world of piano tuning, you would discover a world of crime, sex exploitation and drugs! Nothing is as it seems.

This is the 2nd episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on [email protected]

CRIME > A damsel in distress, a household full of dubious characters and a risk-adverse piano tuner whose life is about to be changed for ever.. Welcome to secrets disclosed from beyond the grave ...

This is the final episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on [email protected]

SCI-FI HORROR > The cleverest man you know wants to say goodbye. But where is he going and why is he so scared?

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

THAT'S LIFE > Get rich quick doing nothing. You don't even have to move, but watch out - who is watching who?