We're back after a week off and diving straight into the chaos! This week we're breaking down NFL Week 5, college football disasters, and why the Jets might actually be cursed.

Chapters:

• 00:00 Welcome Back and WNBA Finals Discussion
• 06:00 NFL Team Performances and Predictions
• 11:00 College Football Insights and Team Rankings
• 25:57 The Stupidity of Copycats
• 27:00 Game Day Disappointments
• 28:02 Upcoming Match Predictions
• 28:57 Ranking the Teams
• 30:02 Big 12 Challenges
• 31:00 Playoff Aspirations
• 32:05 Texas Team Struggles
• 33:08 Future Game Outlook
• 34:04 Commercials and Player Image
• 35:02 Rich People Problems
• 36:05 Personalities by Position Game

• 44:00 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up

What's in our cups? Let's just say one of us is paying for their weekend choices with multiple bathroom trips, while the other is sipping Don Julio after a killer workout.

NFL Week 5 Hot Takes:

• Patriots are BACK? Drake May leads New England to a prime-time upset over Buffalo, and we're ready to crown them wild card contenders
• Texans demolish Ravens 44-10 in their first-ever win in Baltimore – what's wrong with Lamar and this 1-4 squad?
• Jets dysfunction reaches new levels – when does ownership look in the mirror?
• Cardinals embarrassment – fumbling before the end zone against the Titans is just the beginning of their problems

College Football Carnage:

• Arch Manning reality check – Texas loses to Florida as a top 10 team, and we're not holding back on the criticism
• Houston vs Texas Tech heartbreak – one of us is still recovering from that primetime loss
• Miami looks legit – are the Hurricanes the real #1 team?
• Notre Dame Top 25 controversy – we're calling out the ranking system AGAIN

Plus: Fantasy football wins and losses, personality traits by position game, MLB playoff talk with Judge struggling again, and why rich people problems hit different when you're Ayesha Curry.

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Topics: NFL Week 5 recap, college football rankings, Texas Longhorns, Houston Cougars, Patriots vs Bills, Texans vs Ravens, fantasy football, MLB playoffs, sports debate