Let's cut straight to chase/moral of the story: BEWARE THE ABYSS. This week, Zach & Charles discuss the troubled life of Theodore Roosevelt's younger brother Elliott Roosevelt, who shared a fate similar to that of Rosemary Kennedy after an illegitimate child with a chambermaid 'threatens' TR's run at the Presidency... Or does it? Please write in to [email protected] with your thoughts on Venus as our new producer. 

Also included in this episode: woodchucks, seizures, Lincoln's funeral tour, Reconstruction gaffes, baby-face investigators, prostitutes injury lawyers, and more.

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