Congratulations Seattle Kraken on officially becoming a NHL franchise!  May Ron Francis guide you towards the destruction of many schooners and whatnot!  But seriously?...is this new professional hockey team a kitchen bleach and kool-ade dye job, or a jar of manic panic purchased from Hot Topic fashion statement?  Does anybody really give a ****?  When Jaws pops out the water, what'll you be drinking?  Happy Saturday!