In this episode we apologize for our disappearance and claim that we will explain everything. We do so in a very vague, disappointing, and ultimately anti climatic fashion while vowing to do better. We then give our take on a controversial hockey commentator, COPPA, and how we need you guys to procreate for us. No animals were violated in the making of this podcast. 

I would rate this episode PG 13 for swears, edgy humor, and political content. Listener discretion is advised.