I'm a brand new bitch! The Scoop (8:02) features the secret to Jimmy John's being freaky fast, a government agency's warning to stop kissing chickens, hypnosis for a Pepsi habit, a caffeine-fueled Target shopping conspiracy, and a popular Popeye's menu item makes its return. Last, Ashley ignores her diet to crush some Cane's, and PTE eats a lot of fast food and takes a break from moving to go to Coquette for their no menu Wednesday theme of Waffle House in their food high and low moments of the week (33:30).