Catch us being haters while we get caught up on a few weeks' worth of news: Jessica Biel outs herself as an anti-vaxxer, Paula Abdul's lies are crashing down like the plane that didn't, recapping RHONY dramz, The Hills reboot with Mischa Barton, OJ Simpson creeps us all out on twitter, JB vs TC, and the never ending saga of horrible men (TW, CW: sexual assault): Max Landis, Donald Trump and R. Kelly. We ask the tough questions: are Tim Allen, Nicki Minaj, Instagram influencers, birthday shout outs and facebook cryptocurrency all deadass? Also: we pander to Kelly Bensimon and Grace learns how to spell our social media handles in real time.