Ahh, the dreaded review. By a show of hands, who LOVES Yelp? You’re arm didn’t even budge did it? Yelp’s great when you’re looking for an italian restaurant that’s not too pricey but still romantic enough to bring your wife to (Chicago Joe’s downtown’s a good place to start), but not so great when you have a bride’s mother threatening your lively hood because she thinks the picture of her grandson is awful.

On with the show…