Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on privilege, warhawk hypocrisy, and bureaucratic tyranny, questions whether melanin or blood clots define true privilege while mocking coerced silence from Ofcom and the BBC’s admitted propaganda, slams leaders who send others’ children to trenches while hiding behind manipulated news, defends populists who actually serve people over parasitic cockroaches, celebrates an Oklahoma student flunked for quoting Christian beliefs in a gender essay, demands accountability for unelected bureaucrats funded by everyday purchases, and reminds listeners that sovereignty begins with refusing mortgages, Uber, and fake honey while reclaiming local power through recalls and pressure; the second half features a throwback interview with Soul Sparkles (Patreon exclusive).

Music guest: Van Hechter with his latest song, Boy Problems

Key Takeaways

• Privilege is life itself, not pigment or compliance.
• Warhawks never fight their own wars.
• Legalised lying by government is the death of trust.
• Populists rise when elites stop serving.
• Bureaucrats must face recall or pressure.
• Tax is hidden in every purchase—you fund your own cage.
• Education now punishes honest reasoning.
• Sovereignty rejects debt slavery and green agendas.
• History repeats when accountability vanishes.
• You are special—never listen to inner naysayers.

Sound Bites

"Is it the pigment level? The melanin level? The blood clots level?"

"None of the warhawks in white tie ever join from the trenches."

"Hussein Obama made it legal to lie to the people."

"Putin… seems to serve the people’s interest… then the people won’t change that person."

"Getting a zero point because she was quoting Christian beliefs in a gender essay."

"If there is a bureaucrat, fire them!"

"We need to set a good example… the rest of the world can learn from that example."

"You are special. You are amazing! You are one of the kind."

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keywords: privilege, warhawks, populism, propaganda, bureaucratic tyranny, Christian persecution, sovereignty, accountability, debt slavery, green agenda

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