Courtney crafts some alternate theories around the Brian Laundrie situation and just what may have happened to him and his unfortunate ex-girlfriend. We somehow manage to transition into an Insurrection based battle of words and the hot water stepped in by a so called man named Mastriano. We're amazed at the audacity of Greg Abbott and scared by the "cold civil war" a former Russia expert says America is in the middle of. We end with a cancel culture debate about the racist remarks and resignation of a Raiders coach. It's a Friday. It's a TEET day. It's time to tune in!