What music/movie/etc do people just like for the clout? Does free will exist? You've been accused of murder: what real or fictional lawyer do you want representing you?

Those questions will be answered in great detail with so many hot takes that you'll be saying "so many hot takes". Then, we'll rank THESE four deserts and we'll rank THE four deserts.

Finally, we round out the week with a game of the COST IS CORRECT. Who will enter our showcase showdown (parody)?