Just when you thought Eli and Mel had exhausted their interest in fine dining they prove you wrong. In this episode Eli and Mel discuss lovely online chat rooms for those with a particular taste, a man that proves having a mannequin statue of a woman who used to be in your life definitely isn't weird, and being German means that you must be into some weird kinks otherwise are you even German? Eli dies of the black plague and Mel proves once again why Eli can't trust women. All this and much more in...Welcome to the Cannibal Cafe.