Once in a blue moon, a film comes along that is simply indescribable - mainly due to the fact that all you can think about is that one scene where Josh Gad pulls his pants down, shovels piles of dirt into his mouth, and proceeds to shoot it OUT OF HIS ASS. But what else do you expect from a Tony award nominated thespian? It’s the DPOM that's got us all begging for more, Artemis Fowl!