Tired of social distancing? Wishing we could be in your house with you watching a movie and making snarky comments? Then do we have an episode for you.

This is our commentary track to be synced up with the Disney+ version of Artemis Fowl.

So here's what you do. Get this somewhere you can listen to it out loud. Then, find Artemis Fowl on Disney+ and pause it a the exact beginning. When you hear the countdown and then the glasses clink, start the movie and we should be synced up.

But the bad new is, now you've started Artemis Fowl and you're going to have to watch it with us. Sorry.