Think you know the story of the nativity? Think again. Listen attentively as self-appointed mayor, Arthur Smith, turns the leafy suburb of Balham into the little town of Bathleham in search of a manger for the baby Jesus.

As a veteran of alternative walks, expect chaos on the streets of South London as Arthur befuddles local businesses, stops to introduce us to his mates, and reveals a hidden gem right in the heart of Balham.

Warning: may contain off-key singing.