No, we haven't been kidnapped. We're back. For the last ever episode to be recorded at Canvas studios (don't fear, we have new studios under construction). This week we're arguing about...

• Casino (Battle) Royale.
• The low knowledge bar for having a strong opinion.
• Let's switch Veterans Day with Memorial Day.
• Pre-meal or pretentious?
• Tools for tools: Meeting Agendas.
• The Feds aren't welcome (at this training, at least).
• All Black Virgin flights.
• Sleep suits and face-down alarm clocks.
• Saying sorry to Hasan Minaj
• Tool Awards.
• King William the Last

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