Not all episodes get a huge summary. This one was recorded at co-host Jay's place, which features small rooms and incredibly hard walls. So if you're wondering why the episode sounds as echoey as if we had recorded it inside Dennis Franz's gigantic ass, there's your answer.

Jay lives on the Virginia border with West Virginia, and a quick tour of the scenes around his place yielded hillbilly gold. A trip to Sheetz and a local flea market both earned particular praise (and derision) from me, and you'll want to stay and listen to learn the final count of just how many Confederate flags were for sale by various vendors (hint: it was a lot).

We wrap up talking about plus-sized model Ashley Graham's lingerie fashion show and whether or not she is indeed, as she claims, "size sexy." And if a gross man behind a microphone can't stand in judgment of a model, then what has this country come to?

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