Ahoy, listeners! Ready to dive deep into the spooktacular streets of Montezuma? Ron's about to spill the beans (pun intended, thank you very much) on a haunting tale that's more twisted than my morning yoga routine. Now, we've all heard of "Elf on the Shelf," but what about "Ron on the Scone"? That's right, it's all about Old Ron and his eerie mini-me that terrorizes... erm, I mean, entertains the Nut Ninjas. I mean, who knew that a doll could have more sass than a caffeinated catwalk model?

In this episode, we'll unravel a ghostly tale that's packed with more unexpected twists than a pretzel factory. From mysterious glitches to Montezuma's mischievous Nut Ninjas (I bet they're allergic to humor), and a certain doll that's giving everyone the heebie-jeebies. And let's not forget our dear Rusty's, the band that might just be better at merchandising than music. Sorry, not sorry.

So, if you're in the mood for some spectral giggles and ghoulish guffaws, tune in! Just a heads up: don't listen while sipping your coffee or it might just come out your nose. Don't say we didn't warn you!