Thrillist: Things You Should Never Say to a Stripper

“What will you do for this $5?”

“Can I tip you by taking you out?”

Anything religious

“You remind me of my sister.”

“Will you marry me?”

“What’s your major?”

“Are those real?”

“Can you change the song?”

“I actually just came in for a beer.”

“Can I get the, um, VIP treatment?”

“What are your dreams?”

“Do you have a boyfriend?”

“I hope you know that you’re beautiful.”

“What do you do for work?”