Folk write in this week about a man scared of spiders who has a partner about to breed tarantulas,  a couple woken to the sound of a stranger nailing  a bag of pastries to their front door,  a man who's friend's dog brings fleas to his home and a poor man accused of being a pedophile.  Oh yes, and there's the letter from someone who says they had a UFO encounter at a drive-in theater forty years ago that has resurfaced? Max isn't buying it and Phil is a true believer.

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