Associated Science Memorandum Record? Autonomous Servants Make Requests? Appalachian Sculpture Making Regalia? What is ASMR and why does it give us tingly feelings when we talk about it? Also, Lincoln vs. McCartney, pineapples, raisins and other dangerous fruit, and the Spice Girls.

* Don't use acronyms if you want people to like you

* Evidence that Gary is currently at the highest risk of death due to unintentional injury for the next 7 years

* Other things ASMR could mean