It doesn't matter if he eats a whole bushel of asparagus or just a single stalk. Every time John has asparagus he notices a pungent aroma the next time he pees. Emphasis on pungent, it's hard to miss. John has always wondered why asparagus of all foods produces such a strange reaction in the human body. Ryan has a definitive answer to this one, so prepare yourselves to learn the dark truth about asparagus. (Bonus John fun fact: John had asparagus the night he posted this). 

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