Andrew and Kevin just watched episode 7 of season 7 "The Dragon and the Wolf." Kevin ranks the most likely candidates to enter the hall of fame this season. Tyene Sand has a shot. The guys also talk about Cersei and Jaime's break-up playlist. Spoiler alert: it includes a lot of Dashboard Confessional. We also pour one out for the homie Little Finger and light a candle for Tormund. We pray he will be found in the wreckage. The lone wolf dies, but the podcast survives.

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Are you worried about your money in the market? You're in luck. Kevin and Andrew have the system for you to double, triple, or maybe even quadruple your money by betting on Game of Thrones. It's not gambling. It's an investment. With two episodes remaining, join the fellas as they break down the endgame and about how Tormund Giantsbane is pretty much like Ethan Embry in 1998.

Daenerys Can't Hardly Wait

The fellas are back to recap Season 8, Episode 3, "The Long Night." They kick it off with some pretty serious wild fire hot takes, get into some "It is Known" predictions, and square off on what is going to happen in King's Landing the rest of this season. They also induct a few fallen soldiers into the Hall of Fame and induct a few listeners into the Book of Brothers. Grab some Dornish Wine, and join us as we Make Westeros Great Again.

Mormont Suicide Squeeze Scores the Run

Season 8, Episode 2 "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" is over and everyone is going to die. Just like the characters in the show, our heroes--Kevin and Andrew--gather around the fire, consume some wine, and contemplate their mortality as death marches. But mostly they tell some above average jokes and do a little gambling. The fellas also predict whether each character will survive next week's Battle of Winterfell. Smoke 'em while you got 'em, next week is going to be a bloodbath.

Investigating the Valyrian Steel Dossier

Brothers and sisters, Kevin and Andrew are back with a vengeance to talk about the last season of Game of Thrones. The fellas are glad to be back as the cure for the common lame Game of Thrones recap podcast. Major topics include the MVP of the Episode, power ranking of the reunions, advice on how Daenerys can be friends with Sansa, and then a whole lot of gambling talk. Pour yourself a nice Dornish Red Water and enjoy!

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