Comedian Zach Miller tells us about an ass whooping, his own ass whooping. He explains a unique scenario, where he happened to be celebrating his bday on the same B Dubs patio as 4 marines home from Iraq, who wound up having alcohol fueled words with him. Those words soon led to an attack on Zach, who walked out the door & woke up in an ambulance after getting assaulted by the 4 men, in front of his former workplace and coworkers. We dive into this as well as a few other random assault stories involving dogs, married couples, gangs, homeless encampments, & more. We also talk about the changing streetfight landscape, & why we avoid them at all costs now. Plus we explain the transport decisions you have to make with assault victims & why you never know what you're getting into when you respond to an assault call. This episode needs a head CT.