The College Football Championship has been decided and this Asscast will work as hard as the TCU defense to give you cutting edge insight on this episode. The boys, without Carlos (Heavy Petting Seminar), disparage more college football programs, specifically #BigBlue. Getting into the more professional football, the boys discuss Wild Card Weekend and who is the second best team in the NFC. To wrap up the episode, the boys talk about injury-colored penises, Schawe’s betting habits, Sean McVay, and Bernedoodles.