it took twice as long but for twice as much! this is a two parter on what is arguably my favourite thing in the world to talk about: astrology! right off the top, i compare astrology to math, organic chemistry and physics, while also confusing it with the natural science and study of astronomy. after a quick lay of the land (aka. the big old sky and planets) as i understand it, we get right into the juicy stuff - the signs. in this first episode, i'm breaking down my three positive and three negative stereotypes for capricorn, aquarius, pisces, aries, taurus, and gemini.

i’m not an astrologist or even a self-identifying witch. i’m just a queer girl who likes to analyze my friends and lovers, and collect data from my real life experiences…… suuuuuch a virgo moon, i know..…( if you listen, you’ll understand that). this is mandatory reading for this podcast, babes. get into it!